See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... Sing! I have trouble with the... Note! It goes all around my... Throat! It's a terrifying... Thing! See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was... Higher! Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a... Choir!" Hey, when I begin to... Shriek! It's a across between I... Squeak! And a quiver or I... Moan! It's a little like a... Croak! Or the record player... Broke! What it doesn't have is... Tone! Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... Ding-a-ling But I really couldn't... Sing! I could never really... Sing! What I couldn't do was... Sing! Three blind mice... Three blind mice... It isn't intentional! She's doing her best Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind She gets depressed But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in... Power And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower Still, I'm terrific at a... Dance! Guys are comin' in their... Pants! I'm a birdie on the... Wing! But when I begin to... Chirp! They say, "Who's the little..." Twerp! Goin' 'pong' instead of... ' Ping'!" And when Christmas comes And all my friends go caroling It is so dishearten ning! It is so disquiet ting! It is so discourag ging! Darling, please stop answer ring! See, I really couldn't sing! I could never really sing! Wha